I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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