the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Randomize
