This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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