don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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