Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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