I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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