All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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