I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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