This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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3pm strippers are depressing
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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