hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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