Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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