I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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