he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
