question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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