I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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