Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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