bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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