but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We just shotgunned beers for America
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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