I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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