Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
