You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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