Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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