btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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