Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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