Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
