This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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