paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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