You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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