he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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