Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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