what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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