Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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