Already got asked if we're dating
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
and you said cock pushups were impossible
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
