Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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