Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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