I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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