I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You've changed since you got that strap on
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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