If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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