doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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