I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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