Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Do plants get herpes?
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