i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
