Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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