some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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