Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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