Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
This is the high leading the old right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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