the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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