Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Can I color on your dick again?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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