god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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