Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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