This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
BRING THE BAGELS
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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