normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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