mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
