suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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