I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You left your phone here
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