No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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