You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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