kristin has been a bad kristin
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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