idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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