isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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